Sunday, May 28, 2006

Nothing Like…

A Burger King Croissandwich to get the bowels moving in the morning.

If I squeezed the sandwich out, I could have used the grease to fry a couple of chickens.

But there are positives. For instance, I won’t need to eat a bran muffin for a couple of days. And I won’t need to put any chap stick on my lips today either.

1 Comments:

Blogger Peter said...

Reminds me of a joke on MASH when Radar was reporting the results of the yacht race in the cesspool ... most of the yachts were unable to finish because of a severe undertow after breakfast.

12:53 AM  

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